by Men are supposed to be simple-minded? Well, maybe there’s something to it. At least when it comes to sex. Because when it comes to choosing their whores, most German men look to classic clichés, as data from the sex ad portal Erobella shows.
Data from whore platform evaluated
On Erobella, amateur whores, hookers, escorts and trans-whores can offer their services to a large audience. Using the search function, men can find hot sex contacts exactly to their liking. Filtered by appearance and offered sex practices, Erobella brings the right whore to the right man.
The users’ search behavior can also be used for studies. For this, Erobella has evaluated 2.7 million data points from approximately one million users. Anonymously, of course.
Blondes with plump breasts are totally hip
The evaluation reveals that men continue to strive for classic porn ideals, at least when it comes to fucking. Two-thirds of the men were looking for double D and more.
Of course, there are also suitors who like flat breasts: After all, 17% of Erobella users are looking for small or very small breasts. In fact, especially the very small breasts still arouse a lot of desire in many men.
The situation is similarly classic when it comes to hair color: 57% of users are looking for whores with blonde hair, while black-haired and brunette beauties are searched for less frequently. Every fifth man searches for redheads on Erobella.
The MILF on the rise
Men want young and crunchy girls? Far from it. Especially with whores, the male world seems to be more into experience. Suitors are more likely to look for MILF-aged women on Erobella: The sex ad platform calculates the average age of the sought-after women at 42 years.
A sigh of relief for the prostitutes: with such a high average, the cougars still have chances even at an advanced age to bring men closer to their skills in bed.
Bush instead of smooth
On the other hand, the trend towards natural intimate hairstyle is rather surprising. Here, too, men seem to be more into wild and grown than the virgin bare crotch. Tidy hair down below? No problem for men.
75 percent of men think it’s perfectly okay if their whore is hairy, 50 percent even want wildly grown pubic hair. Only a quarter, however, prefer it clean-shaven.
That Thick, Sloppy Obsession You Cannot Escape
Let me tell you about the first time I realized that skinny, tight little pussies were nowhere near as satisfying as a thick, juicy, dripping cunt that you can really sink your whole face into, because there is something deeply primal about watching those fat, meaty lips spread wide open and reveal a swollen, glistening hole that looks so inviting you could almost taste it through the screen, and the women who carry that kind of weight know exactly how to work it, grinding and sliding with a rhythm that makes your brain short-circuit and your hands shake before they even drop their panties, and that is exactly the kind of sloppy, wet chaos that makes all that boring, plastic garbage look like a bad joke you should have stopped telling years ago.
Now picture that same big beautiful woman reaching down and pulling those thick, puffy lips apart so you can see every single inch of her pink, soaking flesh dripping with pure, unadulterated need, and she does not give a single fuck about being gentle or delicate because she wants it rough and messy and loud, with every single wet slap and guttural moan echoing off the walls like a dirty symphony that only the two of you can hear, and when she grabs your hand and shoves it right into that slick, steaming heat, you realize that this is the kind of raw, unfiltered filth that no skinny girl could ever replicate and no plastic porn star could ever fake, leaving you completely wrecked and begging for more of that thick, sweaty madness.
So if you are finally ready to stop pretending that small and tight does anything for your soul and you need the real fat, sloppy, fuck-your-brains-out action that only comes from a woman with enough cushion to make you forget your own name, then do yourself a favor and punch in that fat pussy porn watch, because once you get a taste of that thick, juicy, hole-stretching chaos, there is no going back to the weak stuff, and trust me, your nights are about to get a whole lot stickier and a whole lot more unforgettable than you ever imagined possible.
Big cities with special fetishes
In addition to general preferences, Erobella also uncovers local differences among men.
Although preferred sex practices and fetishes are similar across the country in that they are quite diverse and varied – from double penetration to anal sex and facial insemination, everything is there – special tastes stand out in some regions.
For example, the Berliners want it to be as fast and as hard as possible more often than average, while the Hamburgers are a little dirtier with the body fluids. Golden showers are more popular in the Hanseatic city than in the rest of the country.
Further south, the men are looking for more conventional sex. While the people of Cologne like it cuddly, in Frankfurt they screw according to the national average. And Munich dances out of line with a classic fetish: the foot fetish is represented here about one and a half times more than in the rest of the country.
Do the whores in Munich simply have better-kept feet? You can find out for sure with the help of Erobella.
